Corporate Lunch
The U.S. Department of Justice accused Visa of monopolistic behavior that affects price of “nearly everything.” Wait until they hear about OPEC.
American Airlines may be exclusively partnering with Citigroup on their credit card program. Citi must have offered American 80,000 points to sign up with them.
Lamborghini is rolling out limited edition baby strollers. Why not? Imagine pulling up to play time like, “Where’s the valet?”
Warner Bros. Discovery is partnering with Google to use AI to generate captions on HBO Max. Silly goose, you just have to click the CC button on the screen and the captions show up automatically.
Nike is bringing a company veteran out of retirement to lace up his Dunks one more time and take over as the new CEO.
Flappy Bird is coming back! “Passionate fans” say they will relaunch the game on iOS and Android next year. Flappy Bird, Doodle Jump, and Fruit Ninja were the peak of video games. Harder than Elden Ring honestly.
Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk’s SpaceX for trespassing on its land along the Texas border. Another thing no one could have predicted would happen in 2024.
Whole Foods CEO is trying to put an end to people calling the supermarket “whole paycheck.” Word of advice, never fight a nickname, just embrace it.
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